This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

razor

I found my Razor Shines bobblehead. It is now a new addition to my sweet cubicle displays haha

Landon Donovan - This is SportsCenter

Dumbass quote of the day

There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't

question of the day?

do you think manut bol and gary coleman are hanging out in heaven?????......if so I smell a sitcom

DMB Concert

Subtle right?

Stay Classy

question of the day

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all they way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions?

mmm....beer

My delicious schooner last night at chumleys
"Tonight, we FEAST!"

question of the day

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Dumbass Moment of the Day 6/17

This morning upon moving around half asleep, I managed to get ready. I took a shower, got dressed, made coffee, and put my dog (Leonard Patrick Swayzee Brown) in his cage for the day. I gathered everything I needed for work and softball later. I got into my car and got everything settled. As I started to turn the key to start my car I pressed my foot against the break peddle. Something was wrong. I was not wearing shoes.

welcome all

ok here we go.

Song of the Day - (Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi)

As my title states this is an attempt to capture some of the details from my life. My name is Dave but have tons of nicknames. In one group I'm Lil Dave. At work I'm Brownie. In one group I'm Dumbass Dave. Others may call me DB, Browntown, Dirty Dave, D-Brown, and many more. I tend to always be busy and have something fun lined up around the corner. Very rarely will you see me in a bad or upsetting mood. I always look for the funny side of the story which sometimes is the immature side but either way you'll laugh. I will try and bring up stories of friends, work, school, family, and personal experiences. We will just have to see how and where this blog will go.